During Bill Clinton's Presidency, he was over in England for a Costume party. Clinton showed up dressed as an admiral, probably looking like Captain Crunch! Ha-ha. Anyway "Sweeney, who was at the party with her then-boyfriend, told Channel Five's The Wright Stuff: 'Clinton came over and started chatting me up. I thought: "You dirty dog." His bodyguard then came over and said: "Mr. President, we need to go."' However, Clinton managed to shake off his bodyguard and swiftly made a beeline back to Sweeney, who was dressed in a saucy Dangerous Liaisons-style outfit. The 37-year-old asked him: 'You don't want to go, do you? He said "How can you tell?" I said "Because your left leg is dancing."' To which 62-year-old Clinton is alleged to have responded: 'My middle leg will be dancing soon!' Sweeney, who played Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago--" Ha! Well, we can debate whether it's an awful line or a good line, if he indeed said it. Sweeney said, "'I shook his hand but decided I was going home with a clean dress that night!' Clinton, married to Hillary who is now U.S. Secretary of State, was impeached over his fling --" Why they running this story now? The story comes out, this happened when Clinton was president. (impersonating Clinton) "Yeah, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, my middle leg is gonna be dancing soon, baby, if you head home with me. Ha-ha-ha."
Well that good old Clinton the horn dog for you!
In honor of this story, I have developed a beverage I am calling:
THE STAINED DRESS
2 parts Blue Caracao
1 part Vanilla Vodka
Splash of Pina Colada mix!
If this doesnt look like a certain famous stain...then you didnt make it right!
Tau Theta Chapter- FDU Madison
