Oscar De La Hoya Leaves Boxing To Tour With Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers

So as many of you know, world famous boxer Oscar De La Hoya retired from boxing today! But did you know that rumor has it that he did so to go on a worldwide tour with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers to promote his self named album: Oscar De La Hoya! I can not believe that this meat head has such a beautiful voice. Its like listening to a juiced up angel. You can find his album on Amazon.com for $4.89
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Brooklyn Decker vs Julia Allison: Who is Hotter?

So I have decided to write about these two lovely ladies that have been in the media spotlight lately. Brooklyn Decker is the picture on the left and is a famous model who has appeared frequently in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Julia Allison is the picture on the right and is a famous journalist. Both are dating famous men and are supposedly going to be getting married soon! So the question remains: Who is the hotter bride to be?

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Robyn Gibson Divorces Mel Gibson!

This just in....Robyn Gibson has filed for divorce after 28 years of marriage to actor/director Mel Gibson. You might know Mel Gibson from the Lethal Weapon saga. He also directed the Passion of the Christ, a movie for which Mel Gibson was chastised for the antisemetism present throughout the entire movie. So for all of you who don't like Mel Gibson as a person...here is to hoping his wife takes it all!

The Lonely Nazi
3 part Southern Comfort
1 part cream
1 part espresso
See what I did there? Red, White, and Black!

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British Actress Claire Sweeney Hit On by President Bill Clinton

During Bill Clinton's Presidency, he was over in England for a Costume party. Clinton showed up dressed as an admiral, probably looking like Captain Crunch! Ha-ha. Anyway "Sweeney, who was at the party with her then-boyfriend, told Channel Five's The Wright Stuff: 'Clinton came over and started chatting me up. I thought: "You dirty dog." His bodyguard then came over and said: "Mr. President, we need to go."' However, Clinton managed to shake off his bodyguard and swiftly made a beeline back to Sweeney, who was dressed in a saucy Dangerous Liaisons-style outfit. The 37-year-old asked him: 'You don't want to go, do you? He said "How can you tell?" I said "Because your left leg is dancing."' To which 62-year-old Clinton is alleged to have responded: 'My middle leg will be dancing soon!' Sweeney, who played Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago--" Ha! Well, we can debate whether it's an awful line or a good line, if he indeed said it. Sweeney said, "'I shook his hand but decided I was going home with a clean dress that night!' Clinton, married to Hillary who is now U.S. Secretary of State, was impeached over his fling --" Why they running this story now? The story comes out, this happened when Clinton was president. (impersonating Clinton) "Yeah, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, my middle leg is gonna be dancing soon, baby, if you head home with me. Ha-ha-ha."
Well that good old Clinton the horn dog for you!

In honor of this story, I have developed a beverage I am calling:
THE STAINED DRESS
2 parts Blue Caracao
1 part Vanilla Vodka
Splash of Pina Colada mix!

If this doesnt look like a certain famous stain...then you didnt make it right!

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